Letters 6

Dear Girl Jogging in Uggz Boots,

You baffle me. You are dressed as if you are jogging on purpose: red track jacket, sweat pants, head band. Then I see your Uggz. First off, those are the most despicable thing any woman can wear, and I immediately will take you less seriously because you are wearing them. But I see you running on campus, all decked out in gear, down until your Uggz. I notice that you also are not wearing a backpack. Are you late for class, and the whole jogging outfit is how you normally dress? Wait, it's 2:30 on a Tuesday? You've already missed about half of class by this point, why bother going? WHY ARE YOU JOGGING IN UGGZ!?!?

Dear Classmate/Serious Note Taker,

You brought your laptop to class with you, so therefore you should be typing the notes faster than everyone else, who so happen to be using paper and pencil. But not me, since I went ahead and printed out the notes beforehand because I am too lazy to write anything down in class. Which brings me to ask, why are you asking the professor to go back a slide so you can TYPE the notes on your LAPTOP? Just hop on the wireless network available all throughout campus and download the notes, like half of the class does anyway.

Dear SAC Workers,

Get off your high horse and set up a freakin' volleyball net. Nobody is even playing basketball on the court that has volleyball priority EVERY NIGHT OF THE WEEK.