Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Letters to the people I come across everyday

Dear...

...Girl who talks on her cell phone on her way to/from class,

Like, OMG. As if I was not already annoyed by your ugly boots or spandex pants (it is January by the way), your sorority bag, and your unnecessarily large and expensive sunglasses (it was also cloudy today), you really crossed the line with your phone conversation with your girlfriend. Honestly, I really felt sorry for you that your professor assigned you a paper. That almost never happens to students. About this paper though, if it is an English paper, GET OVER IT. Everybody has to take English and everybody has to write papers. If it is a paper for one of your classes in your designated area of study, SUCK IT UP. You chose this path of education, so you really should not be complaining. Just go shopping.

P.S. If the reason you are on your phone is because you are afraid to get mugged (or raped) and want someone to know immediately when you are trouble, then you should also know that rarely anybody gets mugged (or raped) at 9 am.

...Guy (or dumb blond) who does not hold the door open for me,

You know I am right behind you. You even turned around to give me a dirty look when I coughed or sneezed or made any sound at all. What is so hard about just taking two seconds to hold out your arm or even push the door back just a few more inches? I was like four feet behind you anyway. What is worse is that there are two sets of doors to get into the lobby! Jeez.

...Awkward kid in my one class,

It is called Kleenex. Use it.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Start Anew

This blog will most definitely stay away from Star Wars and video games, although the latter is likely to appear in the form of things I must do to further my career. That was the little disclaimer part.

I realized I need to be writing more, seeing as how I am a journalism major, so I have got this as my escape. It is a fairly simple URL, but it fits so I can still sound more professional than I really need to be. Again, the whole "flyingisfordroids" is there because that is a more relaxed and hobby-full blog that I should return to some of these days. Hopefully I can remember to update both of these possibly three or four times a week. It should not be too hard; my weekends start at 3:30 on Thursdays and most of my classes are labs, so homework will rarely interfere on a major level.

(This constantly spinning advertisement on my buddy list is so angering me.)